Dylan has recently started sleep walking. Almost every night he walks down stairs with his arms like this or rubbing his eyes, kind of grumble-whining and we tell him, "Dylan, go back to bed." This happens 3 or 4 times before he stays in bed.
One night it happened like 6 times and on the last time we told him to go back to bed, he said "but, which one do I use". Of course, we being the excelent parents that we are, bursted out laughing, when we calmed down enough we asked him "which one what" and he said "you know the tubes that go under ground" and again when we stopped laughing we said "the top one" and he went back to bed. In the morning when I went to get him up for bed, his light was on and he was wearing 2 pairs of underwear!
We have started messing with him instead of telling him to go back to bed (again, wonderful partents) and this actually seems to work better because he goes right back to bed and stays there!
